Director Orsum Smelles is often found at glamorous, star-studded events on the look-out for new acting talent. Accompanied by his cinematographer and 'Best Boy', he is inspired to screen-test potential stars in the throng and put them through their acting paces with starlet Mitzi Malou, 'The Blonde Bombshell', or Rudi Talentino, famous for his non-speaking role in 'The Sheik of Araby'.  The  successful wannabee can look forward to working alongside Producer Chubby Knockerknees on the set of his latest venture 'Love Amongst The Hubcaps'.

"Your actors were outstandingly funny. They truly made it a memorable event" - Veronica Low, Ladywell & High St. Tenants Association, Glasgow