Director Orsum Smelles is often found at glamorous, star-studded events on the look-out for new acting talent. Accompanied by his cinematographer and 'Best Boy', he is inspired to screen-test potential stars in the crowd and put them through their acting paces with starlet Mitzi Malou, 'The Blonde Bombshell', or Rudi Talentino, famous for his non-speaking role in 'The Sheik of Araby'.  The  successful wannabee can look forward to working alongside Producer Chubby Knockerknees on the set of his latest venture 'Love Amongst The Hubcaps'.