A series of highly 'unfactual' guided tours, suitable for all ages and performed by three actors. From a safari-style exploration of the city's links with the tea trade to a tour of several of the 'future plaques' erected to commemorate mundane events that are yet to happen to individual citizens of Newcastle, the tales that unfolded were brought to life by a series of unusual and amusing characters encountered along the way. Each tour lasted approximately 45 minutes and contained a high degree of nonsense.

Up to three free tours were undertaken each day. Mischief La-Bas would be very interested in devising similar tours for other cities and could formulate the content to suit specific aspects of local history, topography and folklore. Or just make it all up.