The Vegas Wedding Chapel

Elijah Van Heusen is delighted to perform up to 100 'While-U-Wait' Weddings in each glorious session. Delighted couples receive a ring and a certificate valid for 24 hours. 

The Gossiping Mannequins

They might be dummies, but posing around all day gets boring. The girls find it hard to resist bitching about 'Helen' in the swimwear department and the gawping customers' dress sense...

Redman Blueman

Prowling Redman tracks down hapless Blueman for a cartoon showdown - leading inevitably to 'boxing with flaming loaves'.

The Carnival of Curiosities

Theodore Fenwicke's three Victorian booths house 'The Man Eating Chicken', 'The Fortune-Telling Head' and 'The Wildman' of Kelvindale'. Roll up! Roll up!

The Irascible Tattoo-faced Food-bearing Nomads

Addicted to black pepper, these ferocious tribal chefs wander the high roads looking for the next inflammatory 'Sausage Festival'

The Big Babies

Toddlers can be quite a handful can't they? But never fear, Nanny has them under control.... sort of .....

The Cowboys Last Round-up

Dedicated to rounding up the last of the Urban Buffalo, these cowboys will never give up. 'Yee Haw!'. 

The Pedestrian Grand Prix

Leg-powered racing cars compete for the Gold Cup accompanied by a live commentator. Speeds can top six miles per hour on a good pedestrian precinct with a following wind.

The Nervous Forest

Well you would be 'nervous' - with a crazed and myopic lumberjack in hot pursuit. Especially coming up to Christmas.