Cowboys Last Round-up

Dedicated to rounding up the last of the Urban Buffalo, these cowboys will never give up. 'Yee Haw!'.

Bunnyboys

Cut-price Chippendales aplenty when The Bunnyboys hit town. Many find their routine is only surpassed by their beguiling costume - how can anyone fail to be entertained by a grubby, overweight dancer in a cagoul and string vest?

The Wedding Party

Chantal's been left in the lurch, but with the help of her devoted family, uncles and brothers, maybe she can find a substitute.... the sooner the better.

Heavy Metal Roadies

As far as they're concerned, nothing is loud enough. It needs to be 'miked up', checked, and tested for feedback. 'One two, one two, one two, one two' etc etc ....

The Elvis Cleaning Co.

Highly efficient and dedicated, the Memphis Crew spread the word ... 'Cleanliness is next to Presliness'. They love their work, and often burst into song as they polish up the town.

Tom Jones Fan Club

These determined ladies follow Tom everywhere, and are never ... ever... fooled by his disguises.

The Triffids

Accompanied by their Keeper these 'Carnivorous Succulents' need daily exercise. Watch out for your sandwiches, and for goodness sake don't water them.

The Bay City Rollers Fan Club

70's teenybop hysteria is alive and well, especially when the gang spot 'Woody' trying to keep a low profile.

Carnival of Curiosities

Theodore Fenwicke's three Victorian booths house 'The Man Eating Chicken', 'The Fortune-Telling Head' and 'The Wildman' of Kelvindale'. Roll up! Roll up!

Greenock Yacht Club

The sun's over the yardarm, and its time for a G&T as the Greenock Yacht Club prattle on about maritime affairs and the qualities of a nice blazer.

Irana Frump & Entourage

Top Society Hostess and dedicated shopper, Irana always has time to fit a little chat and 'celebrity gossip' into her busy schedule.

The Cossacks

These traditional acrobatic performers can leap up to two feet into the air (with the aid of their mini-trampoline). Tend to suffer injuries on a regular basis and often need to be accompanied by a qualified nurse when engaged in demonstrations.

Harbuck & Futtock

Milliners of Distinction, this respected firm will create 200 original hats to order, on the spot. Free of charge in the interests of good old-fashioned British Style.  

The Teddy Boys

These 'Big Teds' love to run about carrying their sleepy wee owners on their backs. Sometimes the King and Queen of the Teddy Bears join them for a 'Teddy Bears Picnic'.

The Pirates

They're a rum bunch on shore leave, and they're looking for a new cabin boy. Don't ask what happened to the last one...

Redman Blueman

Prowling Redman tracks down hapless Blueman for a cartoon showdown - leading inevitably to 'boxing with flaming loaves'.

The Nervous Forest

Well you would be 'nervous' - with a crazed and myopic lumberjack in hot pursuit.