Spanish Fly Guys

Eager for anyone and everyone to sample their potent aphrodisiac cocktail, these excitable barmen will 'knock one up for you' on the spot. 'We know you think our patter's corny, but take a sip - it makes you ......... feel good!'

Irana Frump and Entourage

 Top Society Hostess and dedicated shopper, Irana always has time to fit a little chat and 'celebrity gossip' into her busy schedule.

Dinner Monitors Cell Block H

'Eat your greens Wilkins, or you'll lose your privileges ... and Jenners, I want to see you in the exercise yard in 15 minutes sharp -The Governess wants to inspect you...'

Mr Big and His Henchmen

Mr. Big runs the joint, and don’t you forget it. If, by any chance, you do forget it, his trusty henchmen are always eager to give your memory a little jog. They may even make you kiss his ring.

Trolley Dollies

Keen to assist with in-flight meals, these stewardesses will demonstrate cutlery technique and offer an extensive range of Duty-Free goods from the trolley.

The Elvis Cleaning Company

Highly efficient and dedicated, the Memphis Crew spread the word ... 'Cleanliness is next to Presliness'. They love their work, and often burst into song as they polish up the town.

The Laird of Callybrew

Often accompanied by his trusty Groundsmen, and occasionally his wife, the Laird likes to mingle at Cultural Events and promote his Highland Estate. And his brewery.

Bond and Co.

An assortment of villains including vague resemblances to Blofeld, Jaws and Solitaire, the occasional Henchman, and sometimes Mr. Bond himself. On a good day they have been known to have a ski-chase through the dining room.

The Old Retainers

Good old-fashioned decorum from the last bastions of more civilised times. Teacakes are proffered with just a hint of senility, they've been 'in service' for some time (may also be BUTLERS or OLD MAIDS).  

The Glamourpusses

Donnasmella Verscratchy and Sophia Lo-Rent turn up at all the classy events, with 'friendly' advice on make-up, fashion and men for those less fortunate than themselves.

Da Brooklyn Wiseguys

They're hitting the town with money to burn... 'How ya doin'? Where's da Casino?' 'Here Baby, buy ya mudda a noo dress ... Disco! Disco!'

Wild West Characters

A selection of walkabout characters on a Western theme, including Diamond Lil, Mild Bill Hickock and gold prospector Grizzly Pete - hot (and sweaty) from the Klondike to the Gulch.

Victorian Characters

A selection of walkabout characters designed to animate a Victorian themed evening. Queen Victoria, and her trusty sidekick John Brown can sometimes even be relied upon to cut the odd ribbon, or launch the odd liner.

Spiv Traders

These professional 'street-traders' can get you anything from 'Vitality Potions' to nylons or dodgy souvenirs. All cheap. All top-notch quality.

Bunnyboys

Cut-price Chippendales aplenty when The Bunnyboys hit town. Many find their routine is only surpassed by their beguiling costume - how can anyone fail to be entertained by a grubby, overweight dancer in a cagoul and string vest?

Elliot Smess and The Unbearables

Dedicated to busting up the party wherever people are having fun, Elliot and his wholesome team from the FBI are thorough in their interrogations of 'innocent bystanders'. One day they will get to Mr. Big and put him away for a long, long time.