The Paparazzi

Always looking for that perfect shot and exclusive quote, these 'flash-popping hacks' spot celebrities at every turn. 'Hang on...there's Babs Windsor!'

The Tom Jones Fan Club

These determined ladies follow Tom everywhere, and are never ... ever... fooled by his disguises.

Mr Big and His Henchmen

Mr. Big runs the joint, and don’t you forget it. If, by any chance, you do forget it, his trusty henchmen are always eager to give your memory a little jog. They may even make you kiss his ring.

The Trolley Dollies

Keen to assist with in-flight meals, these stewardesses will demonstrate cutlery technique and offer an extensive range of Duty-Free goods from the trolley.

The Old Retainers

Good old-fashioned decorum from the last bastions of more civilised times. Teacakes are proffered with just a hint of senility, they've been 'in service' for some time (may also be BUTLERS or OLD MAIDS).'

Emotional Security

Sometimes what the public needs is a nice cup of tea and a cuddle. These sensitive guys are ever vigilant.

Hollywood Film Stars

Director Orsum Smelles is accompanied by various characters at star-studded events - Mitzi Malou 'The Blonde Bombshell', Producer Chubby Knockerknees, Rudi Talentino 'Sheik of Araby', and of course his cinematographer and 'Best Boy'. Sometimes he is inspired to screen-test potential stars in the crowd.

Glamourpusses

Donnasmella Verscratchy and Sophia Lo-Rent turn up at all the classy events, with 'friendly' advice on make-up, fashion and men for those less fortunate than themselves.

The Sisters of No Mercy  

This Matronly Nursing Order doesn't suffer fools gladly, and you're looking a bit peaky my lad. 'Thermometer nurse...'

Da Brooklyn Wiseguys

They're hitting the town with money to burn... 'How ya doin'? Where's da Casino?' 'Here Baby, buy ya mudda a noo dress ... Disco! Disco!'

The Andy Warhols (or various artists)

Multiple editions of Andy Warhol, French Impressionists or Vincent Van Gogh - they are all extremely gifted artists. In their own way. 

The Spiv Traders

These professional 'street-traders' can get you anything from 'Vitality Potions' to nylons or dodgy souvenirs. All cheap. All top-notch quality.