Acts to break the ice ...

Please see below for 'manifestations' that we recommend will entertain guests as they arrive at an event. Please note that for most manifestations the optimum crew number is five performers. Some manifestations however are designed to work best with two, or even ten, performers. Please contact us by telephone or email [see below] to discuss availability, possible combinations and pricing.

The Paparazzi

Always looking for that perfect shot and exclusive quote, these 'flash-popping hacks' spot celebrities at every turn. 'Hang on...there's Babs Windsor!'

The Tom Jones Fan Club

These determined ladies follow Tom everywhere, and are never ... ever... fooled by his disguises.

Mr Big and His Henchmen

Mr. Big runs the joint, and don’t you forget it. If, by any chance, you do forget it, his trusty henchmen are always eager to give your memory a little jog. They may even make you kiss his ring.

The Trolley Dollies

Keen to assist with in-flight meals, these stewardesses will demonstrate cutlery technique and offer an extensive range of Duty-Free goods from the trolley.

The Old Retainers

Good old-fashioned decorum from the last bastions of more civilised times. Teacakes are proffered with just a hint of senility, they've been 'in service' for some time (may also be BUTLERS or OLD MAIDS).'

Emotional Security

Sometimes what the public needs is a nice cup of tea and a cuddle. These sensitive guys are ever vigilant.

Hollywood Film Stars

Director Orsum Smelles is often found at glamorous, star-studded events on the look-out for new acting talent. Accompanied by his cinematographer and 'Best Boy', he is inspired to screen-test potential stars in the crowd and put them through their acting paces with starlet Mitzi Malou, 'The Blonde Bombshell', or Rudi Talentino, famous for his non-speaking role in 'The Sheik of Araby'.  The  successful wannabee can look forward to working alongside Producer Chubby Knockerknees on the set of his latest venture 'Love Amongst The Hubcaps'.

Glamourpusses

Donnasmella Verscratchy and Sophia Lo-Rent turn up at all the classy events, with 'friendly' advice on make-up, fashion and men for those less fortunate than themselves.

The Sisters of No Mercy  

This Matronly Nursing Order doesn't suffer fools gladly, and you're looking a bit peaky my lad. 'Thermometer nurse...'

Da Brooklyn Wiseguys

They're hitting the town with money to burn... 'How ya doin'? Where's da Casino?' 'Here Baby, buy ya mudda a noo dress ... Disco! Disco!'

The Andy Warhols (or various artists)

Multiple editions of Andy Warhol, French Impressionists or Vincent Van Gogh - they are all extremely gifted artists. In their own way. 

The Spiv Traders

These professional 'street-traders' can get you anything from 'Vitality Potions' to nylons or dodgy souvenirs. All cheap. All top-notch quality.